They say a dog is a man’s best friend but trust me when I tell you that’s not true. Man’s true best friend is his penis! From the day a man is born he is obsessed with it. But unfortunately a lot of men don’t trust in their penis, due to insecurities about size. These insecurities come from a number of places, talking to friends who lie about their size (We all have that bull shitter friend), google and of course good old porn. In fact according to a study conducted by Kings College of London, 30 percent of men reported dissatisfaction with their genitals. While these numbers are global, a quick search on Google trends showed me that a lot of Indians were indeed searching about penis sizes
As you can see in the graph above the number of searches for penis were pretty consistent across 2015. Showing that this is truly something Indians are searching about. According to various studies conducted the average penis length across the world is 5.5 inches or about 13.9 centimeters. In fact those large penises you see in porn movies they only account for about 3% of the population. So yes porn has been lying to you all this time, not only about how well endowed you should be but also about how much pizza delivery guys get laid! So do Indian men have anything to be concerned about? Well I have good news and bad news in that regard.
The bad news first, the average Indian penis size is below the global average at 4 inches. Some other studies have put it in the range of 4.5 and 4.9 inches in length and around 4.3 inches in circumference. But anyway you cut it we are below the global average. The point is you probably aren’t going to be asked to be the lead in a porno anytime soon. However, before you decide to get depressed and curse everyone in your gene pool, there is some good news:
It doesn’t matter, penis size really doesn’t matter all that much! A new study suggests that 85% of heterosexual women are happy with their partner’s penis size. That is a pretty decent number, furthermore the study found that more than 40 percent of complaints about a partners’ penis size on Google searches was that it was too big, not too small. Big penises apparently are just good to look at and don’t make much of a difference in the sack.
So next time you are feeling anxious just remember that the old adage is true “It’s not the size that matters, it’s what you do with it”. Just remember why the lady is with you and not with any other man, it’s your personality, she didn’t start of seeing your penis anyway.
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